Yes, it is time for our update to the Christianese Dictionary 1. “Heads bowed, eyes closed . . .”: During a church service, you may hear a preacher abruptly break...

by C Michael Patton

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Look Whose Laughing Now: The Rise of Conservative Comedy

Everyone in our family knows how to get my wife, Kristie, to laugh. It is the most predictable thing about her. She loves to laugh, like we all do. But it is when she laughs...

by C Michael Patton

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Personal (Michael Patton)

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Oh Crap! The Night I Found Myself Alone with a Gang in a Dark Alley

(Warning: personal, scatologically graphic, with no theological themes or conclusions and no redeeming value…but funny) The Chase When I was 17, me and my friends were...

by C Michael Patton

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Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself.

I think this video encapsulates the proverb quite well. “Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself.” – Proverbs 26:4

by Carrie Hunter

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Famous Bible Translation Mistakes Throughout History

Here are some of the more infamous and fun mistakes that translators and printers have made throughout the years. “Wife-Beaters’ Bible” (Matthew’s...

An Open Letter to Homo sapiens

Dear Homo sapiens, This has been a rather unfortunate week for you. Since the world’s attention will turn to London next week with the Summer Olympics, I decided a voice...

by Timothy Payne

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World’s Manliest Theologian

Seeing as how Oklahoma City was just voted the manliest city, I thought I would begin to explore what makes the manliest theologian. Here are some criteria: 1. Must be a man....

12 Ways to Guarantee You’ll Never Be Called a “Fundy”

By Carrie Hunter We Evangelicals have a reputation to uphold. We cannot, under any circumstance, be confused with Them. Them of course being those crazy, unsophisticated,...

12 Ways to Guarantee You’ll Never Be Called “Liberal”

(Lisa Robinson) Well, its happened again, rumors of liberalism infiltrating the church. This is bad, very bad and nothing to be remotely associated with. It is a sure sign...

by C Michael Patton

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