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Top Ten Reasons Why the Emerger Did Not Cross the Road?

I know. They don’t go by the name emerger anymore. But the attitude is still out there and they need representation on this issue. 10. Because he did not want to be...

Top Eleven Reasons the Arminian Did Not Cross the Road

11. He is the one who is in charge. No one is going to make him do anything. 10. We are not sure if he will cross or not. No one knows. Not even God. 9. He has felt the draw...

Top Eleven Reasons Why the Reformed Theologian Did not Cross the Road

11. A woman already crossed. We don’t follow women. 10. We don’t believe the road is safe. It wasn’t built between 1500-1700 A.D. 9. We believe that “road...

Top Ten Signs You Are Taking this Post-Evangelical/Missional/Post-Emerging Thing too Far

If you don’t like them, lighten up! 10. You refer to your local assembly as “church,” “synagogue,” or “mosque” depending on who you are talking to. 9. Your blog is a...

The Beginners Guide to Christianity – Thirty-Eight Things You Need to Know Right Now!

Yes, we keep adding to them! 1. “Heads bowed, eyes closed . . .”: During a church service, you may hear a preacher abruptly break into this unexpected dialogue...

A Theology of Not Taking Ourselves Too Seriously or "Strategic Comic Relief in Theology"

I remember many years ago talking with a friend of mine about another friend. There was something about this guy that we did not like, but we could not put our finger on it....

The Beginner's Guide to Christianity: Thirty-Two Things You Need to Know Right Now

Revised, updated and massively expanded. (Please note: these are not really meant to be serious. This in no way reflects my doctrine—don’t go there. Lighten-up!...

The Greek Verb Personality Guide

I am currently in my 3rd semester of Greek, plodding through Dan Wallace’s grammar. One thing that has fascinated me about the language is how the tense, mood and voice...

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