With all the rioting Michael has incited the past few days, I thought I would let everyone in on the reason behind it all. The method to the madness. It is because Michael Patton is a heretic! The following are the top ten reasons why…
10. He uses big fancy words like Prolegomena.
9. He has a lot of books about postmodernism in his library.
8. He has a lot of books about the Emerging Church in his library.
7. He writes letters to the pope.
6. He wanted to write letters to the bishops of the Eastern Orthodox Church but couldn’t find the words.
5. He realized he didn’t need words to communicate with the EO so he painted pictures of himself with a halo around his head. (Dan has to dole them out next time he is in Greece.)
4. He invented the arch (TTP students who have taken Trinitarianism, yea you know what I’m talkin’ ’bout).
3. He can not be pinned down theologically. (Believe me I have tried! One would have better luck getting the pope to state Protestants have genuine churches.)
2. He agrees with Dan Wallace.
And finally…. the number one reason why Michael Patton is a heretic
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